Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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