thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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