What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
only if we run a train.
done.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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