Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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