he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
