You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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