I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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