when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
