too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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