just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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