yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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