She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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