I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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