I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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