Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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