Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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