so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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