real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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