Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
