in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she looked like the before picture.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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