I am puke
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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