And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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