note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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