yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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