is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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