It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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