So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
