I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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