Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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