i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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