So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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