But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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