she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
