i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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