Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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