I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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