found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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