Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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