you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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