is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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