My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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