you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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