is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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