If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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