So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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