Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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