We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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