ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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