It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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