Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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