My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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