wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
there is glitter all over my balls
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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