Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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