R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Barsexuality is the new black.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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