dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Your penis caused this!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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