You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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