Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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